it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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