your thong is hanging out like whoa
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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