My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
