..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
it's great music for shaving your balls
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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