i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
His nipple licking is glorious
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