I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I want to have your abortion
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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