I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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