Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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