After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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