Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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