dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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