Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
