thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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