distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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