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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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