i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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