Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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