He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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