what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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