I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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