Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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