New invention idea: vibrating tampons
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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