i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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