Ambien. No doubt about it.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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