Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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