she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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