i think i have herpe
just one?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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