Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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