Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So many bounce houses so little time
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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