My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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