I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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