Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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