Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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