i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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