did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
