Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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