She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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