You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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