you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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