Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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