I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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