Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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