My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
