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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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