is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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