It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You're a waste of cheezeits
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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