The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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