We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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