so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Send help, water and tortillas.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
