yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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